So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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