is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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