Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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