It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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