I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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