Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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