physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it because I queefed?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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