dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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