I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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