dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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