Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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