when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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