it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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