i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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