Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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