what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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