Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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