i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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