thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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