I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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