I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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