Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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