yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
