why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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