apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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