I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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