I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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