He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
She needs sedatives and a leash
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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