Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Can I color on your dick again?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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