i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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