im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
