DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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