Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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