no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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