yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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