Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
