maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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