Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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