absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I think my vagina is haunted
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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