I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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