Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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