Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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