Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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