Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
two words...techno handjob
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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