Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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