whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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