so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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