girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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