You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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