it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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