Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
